I’m no Superman

I just finished watching the last episode of Season 8 of Scrubs. Great show. Funny as hell.

Here are a few quotes from the show:

[to an annoying patient]
Dr. Cox: Okay, think of what little patience I have as… oh, I don’t know… your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends… well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of “About Last Night” and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever – just like my patience is now.
Jill Tracy: So you do scary little speeches. How adorable!

[Turk is asking Dr. Kelso for a favor]
Turk: Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she’ll say yes. And I’ll do anything, I’ll pick up extra shifts, I’ll volunteer – I’ll volunteer at the clinic; Whatever you want!
Dr. Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that’s been living in my attic!
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?

[about Dr. Cox and Jordan]
Carla: Why does he keep going back to her?
Turk: I don’t know. Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog.

[Dr. Cox and the pregnant Jordan are walking through towards a Nurses' Station]
Dr. Cox: Yes, hello? Could we please get my hormonal, extremely annoying ex-wife’s amnio underway?
Jordan: Wow, I can’t wait to write that down in the baby journal.
[Dr. Cox grunts]
Jordan: Could you be a bigger ass right now?
Dr. Cox: Could you *have* a bigger ass right now?

[about his wife]
Dr. Kelso: Fat camp. Six years she’s been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet!

Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you’re happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.

Janitor: [J.D. and Turk have been stealing hospital supplies] Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.: [stammers] No! I hate pudding and I don’t use… toilet paper.
Janitor: [Janitor stares]
J.D.: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: BIDET to you sir.

More quotes from Scrubs [here].

Download the whole series of Scrubs [here].

UPDATE: Season 9 can be downloaded [here].