About
My name is Timothy Albano. I am practically a nobody. I have no goals and no ambitions. I play video games, own a few gadgets, and am a fan of technology. However, I have no interest in making a difference on this earth. I don’t have a life. I have a limited circle of friends who care about me like they care about the stray cats eating out of their garbage cans. My current skill set is average at best. Here are some of the the skills that I have been able to garner over the years:
- Customer Service
- Technical Support
- Web Development
- Systems Administration
- Technical Writing
- Content Writing
I know it’s not much but that’s who I am. I am also a software pirate. In this country, who isn’t? I am not part of the scene because I’m just too lazy to install an IRC client. I just go to Torrent sites and download. I don’t even bother to seed. That’s how much of an ass I am. Over the years, because of the myriad of jobs I have been fortunate enough to experience, I have become proficient in the following programs:
- HTML
- CSS
- PHP
- Adobe Flash
- Adobe Photoshop
I have recently learned, when all the people I know have mastered, the following:
- Joomla
- WordPress
Also, being a Systems Administrator, I have come to familiarize myself, and even mastered the administration of the following operating systems:
- Windows 98
- Windows XP
- Windows Vista
- Windows 7
- Mac OSX 10.4 Tiger
- Mac OSX 10.5 Leopard
- Mac OSX 10.6 Snow Leopard
- OpenSuse 11
- Slackware 12
As I mentioned, I have a love for technology and gadgets. Here are some that I own:
- Macbook White
- iPhone 2G
- HP Mini 311
- XBox 360 Xenon
I also have a short attention span for musical instruments. I know the basics on how to play the guitar and drums. Other than all these mundane skills, my life would have been better.
